You are what you eat at the Oakdale Testicle Festival!
A joint fund-raiser for the Oakdale Rotary Club and Cowboy Museum, the event is now in its 28 years, and raised $28,000 last year, charging $50 a ticket ($65 if you pay at the door).
The organizers promise that you'll "Have a ball!"
I'm sorry, but that violates man law. I wouldn't want anybody chowing down on my...ahem...yeah, so I don't chow down on anybody or anything else's.