Saturday, March 28, 2009


You are what you eat at the Oakdale Testicle Festival!

A joint fund-raiser for the Oakdale Rotary Club and Cowboy Museum, the event is now in its 28 years, and raised $28,000 last year, charging $50 a ticket ($65 if you pay at the door).

The organizers promise that you'll "Have a ball!"

I'm sorry, but that violates man law. I wouldn't want anybody chowing down on my...ahem...yeah, so I don't chow down on anybody or anything else's.

1 comment:

  1. HA HA HA HA HA!!! When I was 12 we had a youth conference in St. John's AZ where we had the "privlidge" of helping them castrate and brand cows... or are they bulls? Anyway... right after they were castrated they threw their "ahem's" on the grill and served them up... my friend said they tasted like chicken... I gagged and refused.